sila sabar selagi yang termampu

MACAM SIALLLL

kan aku dah cakap aku mmg setan.

eh terminat pulak

christmasforbatman

best buduh

download dululah pandai

yeah baby

damn damn damn!

baru jumpa redza minhat's official blogspot

and i am sooo following him

'how to reach ethereal orgasm in a racing car'. how i really wish that book is exist.

ahh shit asal kau and braces kau comel sgt bodo? *melting

his fb fan page nampak mcm fake. so ignore.

but no worries cause we're connected through twitter now. awwwww yess!

btw he is old enough for me to call him uncle redza. how cute! *continue melting

3rd entry of the day

wahh sampai tiga melampau bosan betul aku nih

btw i just found this statement from fb site and i loveeeeee it.

DOTA makes gamers physically weak and retarded.ulalala.

and it is specially dedicated to all DOTA's douchebag so-called die hard fan. yeeehaaa!

*i also heard that the only thing farther from reality in DOTA is that naked woman will fall from the sky if you press ctrl - alt - delete.

hmmm. no wonder.

ayah, i freaking need a new handphone!

oh btw shweet holiday sudah hampir sampai ke penghujungnya

so folks, to those yang belum berkesempatan jumpa jumpa, silalah inform bila anda free yaww!

especially kau farah fatinah. and lina arina. and faten natasha. and wani. and shuk azriy. and abg. and aiman. and fatin hazirah. and azza. and didi. and azura. and nabila azman. and nabiela nasuha. and aqilah. and nik afifah. and nabila anis.

geez! laen kali UKM silalah bagi cuti yang panjang sikit. 32 hari sumpah tak cukup laaa!

eh wait. twitter sangat berhantu. goosebumps sekejap!

yes man

aku tak update hari hari sebab aku rasa semakin bongok setiap hari sampai aku tak boleh fikir nak tulis apa. aku dah tak rasa tempat ini outlet untuk aku whining hari hari sebab aku ada real life man-size humanS that i could do that to.

anyway. life goes on. stress tetap stress. (cuti sem pon stress2 kan?)

pada satu hari aku tengok cerita kat tv. ada sorang nenek ni, dia accident masa umur 17 tahun, pastu semua anggota lumpuh kecuali satu pergelangan tangan sampai sekarang umur dia 58 tahun, dia tinggal sorang diri sejak her dedicated brother yang jaga dia dari dulu sampai sekarang meninggal sebab sakit jantung.

dia tinggal sorang sorang dalam flat yang mungkin hanya sebesar ruang tamu rumah putra heights(kenapa putra heights? haha) 24 x 75 , dan hanya dilawati oleh kakaknya pada waktu petang untuk bagi dia makan dan tukar lampin dia setiap hari.

hidup dia hanya ditemani TV, yang hanya boleh dikawal dengan DIY remote; sebatang kayu penyapu yang panjangnya maybe dalam 3 kaki.

suddenly,

ALL MY PROBLEMS SEEMS SO STUPID. (AMPSSS)

well, it's not that i'd like to be crippled and wanting to wear diapers to absorb my pee, but you know, there's always people whose lives are crappier than you do.

i have stopped whining long ago. now, what i need is just luck. LOADS of it.

ps 1 : If you think life is so shitty, just remember the story of AMPSSS.
ps 2 : Cardio workouts. && stop smoking. Jangan mati sakit jantung.

astaghfirullahal'azim

pegi mampos wei

ye tolong lah

ya Allah skg gua dah tau apa lu rasa lia.

memang sakit gila babi la kan

hoiii saya sangat panas sekarang. panas weh panas.

apahal dua2 perangai nak mcm cibai ni bagi tau aku sikit.

oh and dua2 yesss dua2 adalah losers

and losers who think they are cool are fucktards

I am so annoyed I could drown myself in a lake and haunt them.

what a cheap ugly ho.

tolong lah nak air zam zam sebab saya tersangat lah panas sekarang.

a proud biotechnology student wakaka

'biotechnology, menjamin kebersihan dunia'. wahahaha.

setiap hari perlu ehh ade berita pasal biotech? haha memang aku paling sayang lah TV3.

yea yea I'm whining again

The-very-nice-girl-with-a-nice-smile: Saya minat medic. Kalau study kat Mesir murah sikit. Hehehehe

Fucking-snobbish-girl: Saya minat dentistry. Saya kan macam bagus. Lagipun saya score tinggi dalam SPM , 37 A1 gtuw. Dapat 4 Flat pulak tu time matrix. Hebat tak saya? Mama saya pun macam bagus juga. Fuyoo. Sebab itu lah kami memakai baju yang sama coraknya. *menunjukkan muka bagus sambil men-underestimate aku. wohohoho

azreen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAYA MAHU JADI MODEL!!!!!!! SAYA LAGI HEBAT!!!!

btw, I have met the world’s most hypocrite and ugly person,today. She looks like an armadillo. I’m not joking. So,you’re a counsellor? WOW. RUDE MUCH?

I think you know her. HAHAHA.

HINT: -a counsellor

-looks like an armadillo
-a she-male
-I just know 2 counsellors in my entire life and she’s the darker one.
-an armadilo.word.

I’ll give my purse if you get the person right. yeay!

~~~~~~

Yesh I do,yesh I do.

I lost 5 kilograms in 10 days (sebab aku puasa),
I gain 5 kilograms in 2 other weeks,
Yesterday, (I mean in just one day) I gain another 1 kilogram.

Do you wanna know what did I have yesterday?

Half-boiled egg for breakfast.
Nasi Lemak in 10 minutes later.
Two plates of Nasi Ayam for lunch.
A piece of chocolate brownie with vanilla ice-cream for another lunch.
And chicken soup and some bread and a piece of blueberry cake for dinner.

And I don’t even feel full at the end of the day. I don’t even feel like doing the number two neither. Like at all. Okay maybe once, this morning. But there wasn’t much. HAHAHAHA. Gila batu karang.

So where did all my food go?

oh oh ada yesterday's big mac dlm fridge. bye!

Kawan sampai mati kan?

abdul_malik_abdullah: hye
azreen: what?
abdul_malik_abdullah: i got your id from a friend
azreen: who?
abdul_malik_abdullah: ade la
abdul_malik_abdullah: u buat ape sekarang . tgh cuti sem kan?
azreen: tell me or i’ll just report you as spam
abdul_malik_abdullah: no.. not your friend actually, i found it somewhere
azreen: then where?
abdul_malik_abdullah: i forgot.. dah lame kot
azreen: from omar
azreen: ?
abdul_malik_abdullah: who’s omar?
azreen: idk
abdul_malik_abdullah: no, not omar
azreen: how lame is lame
azreen: pls tell me
abdul_malik_abdullah: u put your ym id somewhere
abdul_malik_abdullah: then i tracked it..
abdul_malik_abdullah: don’t worry i just wanna say hi
azreen: there’s someone out there is spreding my id i just wanna know whether it is you or your friend
azreen: because i’m geting lots of friend requests nowadays
abdul_malik_abdullah: i see..
abdul_malik_abdullah: i don’t think i’m one of them
abdul_malik_abdullah: anyway..what r u doing?
azreen: i’m hunting down the id spreader.
abdul_malik_abdullah: hahahaha
abdul_malik_abdullah: i hope the id spreader will be caught
azreen: btw i dont put my ym id everywhere!
azreen: ??
abdul_malik_abdullah: then i caught lying
abdul_malik_abdullah: hahahahahah
azreen: haaaa there you go
azreen: then who the heck are you
abdul_malik_abdullah: hahahahhahahahahah
abdul_malik_abdullah:
abdul_malik_abdullah: i know your family
abdul_malik_abdullah: no..i’m just a random guy
abdul_malik_abdullah: i guess u should be studying something right now, aren’t u?
azreen: who are you laaaaa?!
abdul_malik_abdullah: u know too phat?
azreen: sure
abdul_malik_abdullah: one of them is Malik
abdul_malik_abdullah: yea~ that’s me
azreen: did i win a contest or somethin?
abdul_malik_abdullah: hahaha
abdul_malik_abdullah: no u did not
azreen: DON’T LAUGH YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT
abdul_malik_abdullah: ok i won’t laugh
azreen: seriosly
azreen: who are you
azreen: and you know my family
azreen: who are you
abdul_malik_abdullah: i’m nobody
abdul_malik_abdullah: it’s sad u know
abdul_malik_abdullah: ok, i gotta go now
azreen: wait wait pls tell me
azreen: who the hell are you?!
abdul_malik_abdullah: I AMMM…….
abdul_malik_abdullah: OK ok
abdul_malik_abdullah: my name is
abdul_malik_abdullah: B
abdul_malik_abdullah: O
abdul_malik_abdullah: N
abdul_malik_abdullah: D
abdul_malik_abdullah: JAMES BOND
azreen: wait malik is the one who is fat or a bit skinnnier?
azreen: no i know james bond
abdul_malik_abdullah: emm
abdul_malik_abdullah: now we both are slim
azreen: goddddddddddddddddddd!
abdul_malik_abdullah: hey don’t freak out
azreen: and and and why did you say you know my family
abdul_malik_abdullah: to freak u out
abdul_malik_abdullah: frankly
abdul_malik_abdullah: HAHAHAHHAA
azreen: owh demmit
azreen: who aree youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
abdul_malik_abdullah: i might be your neighbour
azreen: i have no neighbour
azreen: yes nooo neighbour
abdul_malik_abdullah: oh really?
abdul_malik_abdullah: i don’t think so
azreen: and your english is awesome so you’re not my friends
azreen: yeah.
azreen: so..
abdul_malik_abdullah: ok let me be frank
azreen: please
abdul_malik_abdullah: but frank sinatra is dead
azreen: mannnnn
azreen: frank sinatra is my hero.
azreen: he’s not dead.
azreen: haha
azreen: pleaseeeeeeeeeee bee frankkkk
abdul_malik_abdullah: ok ok
abdul_malik_abdullah: but wait
abdul_malik_abdullah: do i sound handsome?
azreen: yes.
abdul_malik_abdullah: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
azreen: like really
abdul_malik_abdullah: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
azreen: yeahh
abdul_malik_abdullah: selamat belajar memasak
abdul_malik_abdullah: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

azreen: babi lah u khaliq!!

abdul_malik_abdullah: hahahahha

abdul_malik_abdullah: WAHAHAH
azreen: fuckaaaaaa
abdul_malik_abdullah: mata kamu yang cantek, hidong kamu yang mancong
abdul_malik_abdullah: haha
abdul_malik_abdullah: gi masak gi masak

THAT’S ONE OF MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND(BFF) KHALIQ AIMAN ABDULLAH AND SEE, HE GOT NO LIFE KAN. PLEASE SOMEBODY TERBANG PERGI INDONESIA SKG AND MARRY HIM. ohh be careful. he aint right people aint right “cuckoo~ cuckoo~”

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

I HATE YOU KHALIQ. SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU. sumpah tak sabar tunggu u balek msia.

ps: sampai sekarang i still think that hye is the gedik spelling for hi. and i hate it. so don’t use it people. haha.

Oh si Pondan. again.

I puked. literally.

How does it feels being around guys with no balls?

Because some boys they just don't have balls.

Yet think they're smarter enough than everybody else.

Dude, I feel like choking myself to death.

Hmm, ada orang cakap, just pee on them and walk away.

Aku rase, oh no no no, don't you ever waste your urine darling. Sell it and make money!

aha. malas aku nak censored2 dah.

Heyy awak!

1- Teringat masa kecik-kecik dulu kat rumah. Kalau blackout, mak cari lilin nak letak kat tempat- tempat utama dalam rumah. Pastu semua berkumpul kat lilin. Pastu aku dengan adek pon maen bayang bayang tangan. Buat bayang bayang tangan besaaaar macam jin. Bila dah ada elektrik, semua berebut nak tiup lilin.

2-

I love this movie because it has actually made me go hahaha, hee-hee-hee, huhuhu and awwwww.

Okay, it's a veryyyyyy romantic comedy, and if you love watching Sleepless in Seattle I bet you'd fall for this movie too.

3- PORN is just a layer of human skin. wuuuuuu i like!

4- Oh, aku paling benci pondan.

best kan sayzaa?

bace la wehh. bace lah. please please??

azreen dan sayzaa punye aktiviti cuti sem ini

u punya aktiviti pulak?

mcm cilanat kan

ZEE AVI tak perform.

i am sooooo not going lah!

bungukkkss!

i freaking miss them

yeahhh

kawan kawan zaman jahiliah i can say

bukan kawan kawan itu yg jahiliah

maksud aku kawan kawan ketika aku di zaman jahiliah

well said i think

tak boleh nak upload kat sini sebab sekarang dah tak jahiliah

better than before, at least

dekat fb lagi laaaa

erm, so YM eh peeps?

i keep reminiscing the 'good' old days especially sejak khaliq dah ada fb

looking at old happy pictures of ours reminds me how i had totally change in these past few years

a very drastic changes i can assume

ada yg boleh terima. ada yg tak. ada jugak yg pretend dorang boleh terima. ada jugak yg terus delete azreen zolkafli dari friend list padahal dulu satu geng maen tanam2 dlm pasir time kat Bandung.

aku tak kesah. as long as ada khaliq, ash, dah cukup baek dah. fuhhh dulu kalau nak listkan 1 geng penat kan tapi skg tinggal 3 je. itu pon aku tak kesah.

ohh plus, i still have my seseri's-till-death-do-us-part friends, matrix's L-geng, TGV's insomniac buddies, UKMian super cool people, and most importantly my 681 so called fb support systems (so far). so, yes i'm still grateful enough to be ME.

malas kan update blog time cuti. nak tiket pergi indonesia skg boleh tak? air asia pon takpe please?